Summary: Jason and Susan take control of a seized cargo vessel filled with flour. The contents got a little shaken up, though, right before the Spectrans abandoned ship. Sometimes contents may settle during shipping, and sometimes...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Scavengers
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Mark, Mary Sue, Princess
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 5069 - Read Count: 1871 - Completed: Yes

Summary: A tiny space opera using the GoS incarnation of Gatchaman.
Categories: G-Force: GOS
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Ace Goodheart, Aggie/Agatha June, Dirk Daring, Goon, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 826 - Read Count: 2042 - Completed: Yes

Summary: The Galactors can only make one positive observation about this encounter as compared to any with the Kagaku Ninjatai: 'At least they survived.' :)
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Sosai X
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1445 - Read Count: 1879 - Completed: Yes

Summary: This was originally written for the April 2003 challenge on Gatchamania. It might look a bit familiar, since it's filked from an article in The Onion.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: None
Universe: None
Word count: 709 - Read Count: 1458 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Zoltar uses a special ray to turn the team into children, then finds out the hard way what a BIG mistake that was. Warning: Illustrated!
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 5458 - Read Count: 3175 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Jinpei simply wanted to help a friend who owned a pet store...
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Jun, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 768 - Read Count: 681 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Dr. Nambu finds one of his subordinates acting in a very peculiar manner. How will he handle this?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 377 - Read Count: 946 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Zoltar attempts to steal all of Florida's citrus fruit, but the team has a plan to stop him.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters:
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2817 - Read Count: 1786 - Completed: Yes

Summary:

Written for a Gatchamania weekly prompt (an image of Joe/Jason, see the story). Thanks to a dare, Jinpei puts his life on the line to pull off the prank of the century. It doesn't turn out quite the way he planned! Possible slash/yaoi overtones depending on your interpretation (though not involving Jinpei).

Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Slash
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 1468 - Read Count: 1545 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Where do three guys go at 1am and they want to wind down after a mission?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 2964 - Read Count: 1557 - Completed: Yes

Summary: In the great tradition of silly buddy escape movies everywhere, Zoltar and Keyop are handcuffed together on an alien world. Neither is happy.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Keyop, Original Character, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Nose-Cola Warning, Strong Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1370 - Read Count: 2170 - Completed: No

Summary:

Based loosely on the movie of the same name. 

Just how badly can things go wrong when Jason takes Mark to Vegas for his bachelor party? 

Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 10 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 36622 - Read Count: 7324 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Mark deals with a far less than pleasant or wanted duty.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 1608 - Read Count: 1960 - Completed: Yes

Summary: All the news you really need to know in lovely Ameris!
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 539 - Read Count: 1539 - Completed: Yes

Summary: The team plays a game of Hearts. Strip Hearts.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2679 - Read Count: 2065 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Some days you should just stay in bed!
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Goon, Mark, Original Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess
Genre: Action/Adventure, Character Study, Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: Mild Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Challenges: The Goat's Tail Challenge
Word count: 981 - Read Count: 2422 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Is the boys' condemnation of Jun's cooking really justified?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Character Study, General, Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 438 - Read Count: 856 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Short Gatch fanfic that takes place when the team are still kids living on the ISO compound in Utoland.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Kentaro/Red Impulse, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1552 - Read Count: 1630 - Completed: No

Summary: Mark and Jason, perfectly healthy, spent their time in quarrantine playing practical jokes on one another. The problem is, sometimes great minds think alike. (And so do theirs.)
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Scavengers
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Princess
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 3346 - Read Count: 2438 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Nambu sends Joe and Ken out on a mission, but they don't quite get their instructions right.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Language, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1509 - Read Count: 1785 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Anderson's 'family' is interviewed.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Essay, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2007 - Read Count: 2193 - Completed: Yes

Summary: After being with the team and Dr. Nambu for so long. One cannot help but miss their own family. Problem is her current on isn't as normal as she'd like. So she decided now was a good time to remedy that. The results however....were not what she was expecting.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Other Canon Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 5247 - Read Count: 1188 - Completed: Yes

Summary: For the most part, Zoltar is surrounded by whimpering idiots and ambitious backstabbers. But not all of them are stupid, or against him.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Ennien's BotP Arc
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Goon, Original Character, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Character Study, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 3944 - Read Count: 2280 - Completed: Yes

Summary: The Gatch and Hanatch G-4 and H-5 watch an old cartoon and make a rather embarassing (for the Eagle) observation!
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Vignette
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 356 - Read Count: 1883 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Just how is a sensible hermaphrodite mutant supposed to interrogate a captured prisoner when hir aide is busy creating mayhem in the base?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Berg Katze, Kai and the Condor
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1373 - Read Count: 2297 - Completed: Yes