Summary: Just how is a sensible hermaphrodite mutant supposed to interrogate a captured prisoner when hir aide is busy creating mayhem in the base?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Berg Katze, Kai and the Condor
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1373 - Read Count: 2360 - Completed: Yes

Summary: I've given the BotP episode "The Musical Mummy" a working-over. I hope it gets glowing reviews! ;-)
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Drug References, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4359 - Read Count: 1985 - Completed: Yes

Summary: What will Jun do with Granny Nambu's infamous fruitcake recipe? Written for the Birdscramble 100th Issue Recipe Challenge
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Stealing Christmas
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Language, Mild Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 9852 - Read Count: 5374 - Completed: Yes

Summary: 7-Zark-7 gets a reluctant human assistant, who is less than thrilled with the Tin Can or his pet dog.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 7 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Character Study, Drama, Humor/Comedy, Mystery
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 41390 - Read Count: 10994 - Completed: Yes

Summary:

What does Ken want from Jun?

 Written for the February, 2008 issue of Birdscramble. (the 'Naughty' issue)

Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Jun, Ken Washio
Genre: Angst, Humor/Comedy, Romance
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 1475 - Read Count: 2307 - Completed: Yes

Summary:

Austin Powers: rewritten for the Gatch/BOTP universe!

Excerpt

“And you will be known as Jason Danger Powers.” finished Anderson in a strained voice. He really couldn’t comprehend how Nambu had been able to accomplish anything with these two.

“So… Danger is my middle name?” the Condor grinned.

“From now on you two are Mark and Jason, collectively known as Team MoJo.”

“Now, let me introduce you to the final member of your team.” Anderson said, opening a door. Mark gasped as Jun entered.

“But, you said Jun would be frozen for another nine months!” he cried.

“This isn’t Jun.” smirked Anderson, pleased to have, at least momentarily, gotten a leg up on these two reckless young men.

“Pleased to meet you… Dad.” grinned the Jun-look-alike, holding out her hand. “I’m Princess.”

The Eagle looked as if he were going to keel over from shock.

“Well, isn’t this a fascinating surprise.” drawled the Condor.

 

Categories: Gatchaman, Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 12 - Table of Contents
Characters: Ace Goodheart, Berg Katse, Colonel Cronus, Jason, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Keyop, Mala/S-9, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Cross-Over
Word count: 14114 - Read Count: 19077 - Completed: Yes

Summary:

Zoltar has a new plan to eliminate G-Force. Can Mark stop him?

Excerpt

“This doesn’t exactly seem like a critical location to destroy.” Mark commented.

“Trust me, the entire base will be destroyed just as if Jason had shot one of the TBXs at it.” Princess said as she worked. “But this location is more geologically stable, and not likely to cause the planetary structure to crumble.”

“I just think the Chief didn’t want me to shoot any missiles.” Jason grumbled. “No one around here lets me have any fun.”

“I think fun’s coming our way!” Mark told him as he listened at the door. “I hear someone coming!”

“Oh, good, I was starting to think that the Happiness Boys didn’t like us anymore.” Jason smirked.

Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 50 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mala/S-9, Mark, Original Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Epic, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 78927 - Read Count: 63321 - Completed: Yes

Summary: The plan was simple: the world would see dozens of people die a horrible death until the UN surrendered to Galactor. But defiance can come in a strange manner...
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Original Character
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 546 - Read Count: 620 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Memos addressed to team members from various departments of the ISO
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Character Study, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 395 - Read Count: 1708 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Ken is having a bad day, a very bad day.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1254 - Read Count: 2270 - Completed: Yes

Summary: The title says it all.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Cross-Over
Word count: 1263 - Read Count: 2603 - Completed: Yes

Summary:

The title says it all. I posted this over in Gatchamania after watching too much sappiness on TV on Valentie's Day.

Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Adult Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 238 - Read Count: 834 - Completed: Yes

Summary: This is a response to Psyk2's Jello challenge. The premise is simple. Two characters and must involve jello.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Challenges: Jello
Word count: 827 - Read Count: 2092 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Jinpei and Keyop trade places
Categories: Gatchaman, Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Jun, Keyop, Mark, Princess
Genre: Character Study, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Cross-Over
Word count: 331 - Read Count: 1860 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Jinpei's always had a way with water creatures, but NO ONE expected this!
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 347 - Read Count: 1357 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Joe and Ken receive a special assignment that will tax their skills to the limit.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Ken Washio
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 10771 - Read Count: 3485 - Completed: Yes

Summary: There's a mecha on Jason's tail, a tracking device on the trunk, and two drunks in the back seat. In other words, just another Saturday night.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Scavengers
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 4299 - Read Count: 1818 - Completed: Yes

Summary:

Valentine's Day, 2163.  A love spell goes awry.

Warning: supernatural themes.

Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: The Supernaturals, Valentine's Day Stories
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Mark, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 8657 - Read Count: 3532 - Completed: Yes

Summary: The BotP episode "A Swarm of Robot Ants" gets stepped on.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4336 - Read Count: 1117 - Completed: Yes

Summary:

Another for the drabble challenge at Gatchamania.   TJ started it with her puppy drabble - we're just building!!

Joe is given an order about his puppy.

Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Ken Washio
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 138 - Read Count: 1634 - Completed: Yes

Summary: I got fed up one day with the world of professional sports, and this ended up happening. Most of the parodied events happened in 1996 or thereabouts.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters:
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 791 - Read Count: 1824 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Kai faces her greatest challenge.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Berg Katze, Kai and the Condor
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1013 - Read Count: 1695 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Gatchaman Episode 96 goes wandering off into the desert of Southwestern Ameris.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Other Canon Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 5455 - Read Count: 1678 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Ken and Joe host their own show, with their own take on recent (or in their case, ancient as time) movies to hit the theatres.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 2 - Table of Contents
Characters: Ken Washio
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 3522 - Read Count: 2947 - Completed: Yes

Summary: Anderson reflects on bring up five teenagers.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Coffee Break
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 430 - Read Count: 1307 - Completed: Yes