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Gatchaman Fiction Archive :: Transmute!
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Other Results: 21 Series
Stories
Summary: The guys find a racy journal that belongs to Princess and they each have their own ideas as to who she is really writing about.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4163 - Read Count: 1273 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/18/2012 - Published: 06/18/2012
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Summary: One deliciously wrong sonfilk
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Princess
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Canon
Word count: 808 - Read Count: 1326 - Completed: No
Updated: 05/25/2007 - Published: 05/25/2007
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- Prom Night by TransmuteJun - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary:

Who is taking Princess to the Prom? And will Zoltar crash the party?

Excerpt

"What else have you learned?" asked the Great Spirit.

"The most important piece of information we have ever discovered about G-Force." bragged Mala.

"And what is that?" sighed Zoltar.

"They wear t-shirts."

"T-shirts?" cried Zoltar sarcastically. "You mean, they're teenagers in t-shirts? Oh, that really narrows it down for us!"

"Apparently, these t-shirts have numbers on them." added Mala, rather crossly. She was quite miffed that her brother wasn't taking this entire discussion seriously. No wonder Spectra had suffered one humiliating defeat after another, under his leadership!

"Numbers." repeated Zoltar. "Is that all you've got?"

 


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 21 - Table of Contents
Characters: Colonel Cronus, Jason, Keyop, Mala/S-9, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Romance
Story Warnings: Erotica, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 30553 - Read Count: 2787 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/11/2007 - Published: 08/10/2007
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Summary:

This was written for the Romance/ Smut challenge over at Gatchamania. My topic was:

Eagle and Swan decide to take a class at the local college. They can decide to take it together or they can just land in the same class, writer's choice. When Swan starts getting tons of attention from the other guys in the class, Eagle is surprised to find himself getting jealous...

Note: This fanfic has screenshots imbedded throughout...


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Angst, Humor/Comedy, Romance
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 10345 - Read Count: 8321 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/09/2008 - Published: 03/09/2008
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- Radio Waves by Ennien - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
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Summary: There are two things that make Berg Katze's lonely life bearable in Galactor. A female programmer who understands more about him than anyone else, and a pirate radio station that loves to lampoon. Unfortunately, they're about to lampoon the wrong person.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Berg Katze, Kai and the Condor
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Original Character, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor/Comedy, Tragedy
Story Warnings: Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 7535 - Read Count: 59 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/28/2007 - Published: 05/28/2007
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Summary: A guide for nurturing the "middler" crazy Gatchaman swallow. By his sister Jun
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Jun
Genre: Character Study, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1262 - Read Count: 1342 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/02/2007 - Published: 06/02/2007
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Summary: A quiet Sunday morning...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1242 - Read Count: 1647 - Completed: No
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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- Reflection by Shunhades - Rated: Everyone - - starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
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Summary: Dr. Nambu is thinking about the past, and how different things are now.

Possible nose-cola warning. x3
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 2898 - Read Count: 1522 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012
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Summary: What was it like for the team while they were training? Was it hard on them, or harder on their instructors?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2790 - Read Count: 1776 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Summary: Why *does* Sailor Condor hate the skirt so much? ... well... besides the words.... In another world, in another time lies Gatchlaan, chosen land of Tengu, the Bird Goddess. Divided into five Protectorates, its capital city of Crescann on the banks of the Uto River, Gatchlaan has been at war for as long as history with the kingdom north in the mountains -- Karakoram, the haunted. In an effort to stop the resource-draining hostilities, Sayuri, the Gatchlaanese queen, has invited the court of Karakoram for a one-year visit to her land. But she, like all Gatchlaan, is unaware that the Karans have a secret -- they are not one sex but two, changing from year to year, and the nobility are trained to control their changes, so that they may conceal their true natures as circumstances warrant. But none of them know that the Chosen of the Protectorate of Condor has a secret of her own........
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Violence, Strong Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Cross-Over
Word count: 4339 - Read Count: 1604 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/01/2007 - Published: 06/01/2007
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Summary: Joe is called in for a group encounter session with his team. But first he has to get there through the road trip from hell, and when all is said and done and the smoke clears, does he really want to?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Encounters
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 3415 - Read Count: 1848 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Summary: The team has to perform Romeo & Juliet. Katse, being the drama queen s/he is, gets in on the act. Silliness ensues. (Warning: This fic is about 20 yrs old so don't expect awesomeness, just silly. :)
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1067 - Read Count: 1462 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/25/2012 - Published: 04/25/2012
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Summary: With all the other ninjas incapacitated by their experience with Fred, Joe takes over, and takes off with them in the God Phoenix. Not everything, however, quite goes according to plan.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Encounters
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 4257 - Read Count: 1599 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/10/2007
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Summary: Thanks to Utoland's new education laws, the Kagaku Ninjatai are forced into a high school for the first time in their lives. Naturally, disaster ensues.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2094 - Read Count: 1840 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Summary: Security Chief Anderson sends a report to President Kane on the G-Force Project.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson
Genre: Character Study, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Violence, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1177 - Read Count: 1807 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/27/2008 - Published: 01/26/2008
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- Seeing Double by Madilayn - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
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Summary:

Part of the "Generations" arc.  Jason is captured and in order to protect his identity, the team must not only rescue him, but convince Zoltar that the person they have is not a member of G-Force.

Lingerie, flirting, mischief and bad jokes (and that's just the Swan!) result in a conclusion that makes at least two people happy.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Generations Arc
Chapters: 6 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Goon, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Romance
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Timeframe: Other, Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 9687 - Read Count: 921 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/20/2010 - Published: 02/19/2010
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Summary: Tired of seeing Ken ignore Jun, Joe decides to do something about it and provide him with a little competition. Jun is willing, but neither of them expect the disaster that ensues
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: AAIIEE!! Jun, Joe and Candi Wigglebutt
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy, Romance
Story Warnings: Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 7637 - Read Count: 1898 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Summary:

Ken and Jun are friends with privileges, but lately, something has been missing with this agreement. A PWP, not be taken seriously.

Sequel of sorts from my other fic The Condor's Matchmaking Schemes


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jun, Ken Washio
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Romance
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Mild Language, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 1994 - Read Count: 429 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/10/2007 - Published: 08/09/2007
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- Shamrocks by Green - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: The drabble challenge strikes again!
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jun, Ken Washio
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 101 - Read Count: 1528 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/21/2010 - Published: 03/21/2010
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Summary: Cassie's grandma needs a ride to the doctor, and Jason gets to do the honors.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Scavengers
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Original Character
Genre: Horror, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 6059 - Read Count: 1755 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/08/2007 - Published: 06/08/2007
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Summary: Berg Katse launches hir most devastating and embarrassing plot against the Science Ninjas, a plan which includes stealing their shoes, and making a few... adjustments.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 4560 - Read Count: 1771 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/01/2007 - Published: 06/01/2007
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- Smart by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
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Summary: Ken returns from lunch to find a Smart Car smashed into a building and a teammate in the infirmary.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Joe Asakura, Ken Washio, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 670 - Read Count: 994 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/01/2012 - Published: 12/01/2012
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- Snowbound: Eagle by Springie - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
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Summary:

What happens when a Swan, a Condor and an Eagle go on a ski trip together? Their vacation is not quite what they expected...

 

NOTE: This fic is image intensive, screenshots and/or drawings are embedded throughout.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Snowbound
Chapters: 20 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor/Comedy, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Mature Content, Mild Language, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 23621 - Read Count: 2854 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/15/2007 - Published: 05/15/2007
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Summary: Why does Gel Sadra not have any women working for her?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Gel Sadra, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Character Study, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1398 - Read Count: 2319 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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Summary: Sosai X doesn't understand Earth holidays, but that doesn't mean that they're not the perfect time to strike... 
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 8 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Sosai X
Genre: Character Study, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 5940 - Read Count: 2360 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/12/2014
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