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Gatchaman Fiction Archive :: Transmute!
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Other Results: 21 Series
Stories
- Diplomacy by Barrdwing - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
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Summary: G-force is sworn to defend Earth and the Federation against attacks from planet Spectra. But what happens when a political group manages to pressure Chief Anderson into sending the team on a mission that doesn't, strictly speaking, quite qualify? When the dust has settled, Mark gets tapped to write a polite letter explaining how things went wrong.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Goon, Mark, Original Character, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning, Strong Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 3841 - Read Count: 1969 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008
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Summary: The events of Cupid's Cable Gun, from Chief Anderson's point of view.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets: 2163
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 12445 - Read Count: 2118 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/06/2007 - Published: 06/06/2007
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- Disbelief by Lyssa - Rated: 13+ - - [Reviews - 0]
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Summary: Unrequited Love IV - I thought the Unrequited Love Saga at an end. However a review by Springie and Chris White finally forced me to add another chapter. The Condor on learning Jun’s gay can’t leave well enough alone. This is the last of the "fluffy" vignettes. Things will start to get darker from here on in.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Unrequited Love
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Jun, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: None
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 601 - Read Count: 964 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/09/2014 - Published: 08/06/2014
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Summary: BotP's "Ace From Outer Space" goes down in flames.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Drug References, Drug Use, Mild Language
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 6080 - Read Count: 1410 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/29/2013 - Published: 06/28/2013
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Summary: Spectra's plan was simple: kidnap a bunch of newbie Gatchamania.net members and hold them hostage. Amazing how complicated things can get.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Goon, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Mary Sue, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Self-Insertion
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 876 - Read Count: 1111 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012
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Summary: This is just a short stand alone I wrote while watching the NASCAR race yesterday.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: For the Love of Racing
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Mark, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1188 - Read Count: 2193 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/12/2008 - Published: 03/10/2008
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Summary: Theoretically, springing a Mecha attack early in the morning is a good idea. Spectra just failed to take into account they were attacking early in the morning...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 303 - Read Count: 1206 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/14/2012 - Published: 06/14/2012
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- Easter Eggs by Cricket - Rated: 13+ - - [Reviews - 1]
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Summary: Which is more dangerous, a present from Zoltar, or a horde of kids waiting for the opening of the Easter Egg hunt in Washington?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 2 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 1070 - Read Count: 3011 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/29/2007 - Published: 05/29/2007
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Summary: The team gets sent to a group encounter session to be sure their jobs aren't too much for them, but the question stops being 'are they sane when they go in?'. Instead it's 'will they be sane when they come out?'
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Encounters
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 4818 - Read Count: 1968 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/10/2007 - Published: 06/09/2007
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Summary:

or, How To Tell When A Gaidheal Has No Life

For the life of him, Ken can't figure out why he keeps getting messages to report to Nambu.

 


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Berg Katze, Kai and the Condor
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Ken Washio
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning, Strong Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 503 - Read Count: 1925 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/28/2007 - Published: 05/28/2007
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Summary: An accountant deals with yet more expense claims.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2447 - Read Count: 2038 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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Summary: Story #6 in the "A Fic for a Pic" series. The end for the Gatchamania spy is at hand!
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: A Fic for a Pic series
Chapters: 7 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mala/S-9, Mark, Original Character, Princess
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Erotica, Mature Content, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 8732 - Read Count: 296 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 09/22/2012 - Published: 09/19/2012
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Summary:

Imagine Jason's definition of the mission from hell.

This one's worse.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Cath's Battle AU
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe, Mostly Canon
Word count: 3546 - Read Count: 2131 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/06/2011 - Published: 06/06/2011
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Summary: Someone's been tampering with Jun's audio equipment.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Vignette
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 933 - Read Count: 1410 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/05/2011 - Published: 11/05/2011
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Summary: Have Jinpei's misdeeds finally caught up with him?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Vignette
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2036 - Read Count: 1567 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011
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Summary: The Kagaku Ninja Tai meet their BotP counterparts in this light-hearted tale.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Jinpei, Jun, Ken Washio, Keyop, Mala/S-9, Mark, Original Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Ryu Nakanishi, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Canon, Cross-Over
Word count: 4145 - Read Count: 2101 - Completed: No
Updated: 05/27/2007 - Published: 05/27/2007
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Summary: *ficlet* Sometimes you just have to support your kids in what they are doing. Even if the outcome isn't pleasant for others.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 464 - Read Count: 1041 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 09/14/2013 - Published: 09/13/2013
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Summary: Jun and the team discover the stange breed known as "Fanfic Writers".
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1596 - Read Count: 2064 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007
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Summary: Old jokes, bad jokes, so-so jokes and a few tunes, all filked to reflect the Gatch and BotP universes. Please heed the warnings. As with all jokes, there is a chance that some people may be offended.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 21 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody, Songfic
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 4746 - Read Count: 24820 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/02/2009 - Published: 03/01/2009
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- First Meeting by RIgirl - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
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Summary: When Ken and Joe first meet at Dr. Nambu's villa. This was written as part of the 2010 Christmas exchange at 'Gatchmania' for lborgia88. The prompt that inspired this story is as follows:

A fic that’s set before the war starts, while the Team’s still in training/still being brought together, featuring a first or early encounter between any two Team members. Any medium, though Gatch or BOTP preferred.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Joe Asakura, Ken Washio, Other Canon Character
Genre: Character Study, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Death
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 2588 - Read Count: 1815 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/04/2011 - Published: 06/03/2011
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Summary: For a good cause, Anderson agrees to help the team do some fund-raising. But everything is not what it seems, with naked birdies, naughty Gatchamaniacs and nasty spies around...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: A Fic for a Pic series
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Adult Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 4079 - Read Count: 122 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/18/2012 - Published: 04/18/2012
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Summary: Just some stand alone Fluffy Bits from the Gatchamaniacs IF.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 4 - Table of Contents
Characters: Colonel Cronus, Gary Stu, Goon, Jason, Mary Sue, Original Character
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 5532 - Read Count: 4832 - Completed: No
Updated: 01/05/2011 - Published: 01/05/2011
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Summary: Incinerating Ken's body in bird style proves to be difficult.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Death, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1789 - Read Count: 2275 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/01/2007 - Published: 06/01/2007
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Summary: There's a problem with the laundry at Center Neptune.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 171 - Read Count: 1664 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/29/2010 - Published: 03/29/2010
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Summary: Jason and Susan take control of a seized cargo vessel filled with flour. The contents got a little shaken up, though, right before the Spectrans abandoned ship. Sometimes contents may settle during shipping, and sometimes...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Scavengers
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Mark, Mary Sue, Princess
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 5069 - Read Count: 1773 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/15/2007 - Published: 06/15/2007
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