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Gatchaman Fiction Archive :: Transmute!
Stealing Christmas by TransmuteJun
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Summary: Will Joe Asakura ever have a Christmas free of Berg Katse's interference?
Categories: Gatchaman
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Sexual Dialogue
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 3
Series Type: Closed

Summary: Jun decides to cook the Christmas turkey.... with surprising results! Apologies to Dr. Seuss and the makers of A Christmas Story the movie.

Excerpt

“Joe!” he called, beckoning to his second-in-command, “Come say hello to Granny Nambu!”

The look Joe threw at Ken would have made a dozen Galactor agents run screaming in fear. But the Eagle just grinned.

“Hi, Granny.” Joe muttered. He gave her as quick a peck as possible, holding his breath as he got close to her. He hated the smell of mothballs.

“Little Joey!” exclaimed Granny, in delight. “How wonderful to see you!”

Granny grabbed the Condor around the neck and held him in an iron grip, oblivious to his flailing attempts to get free.

“My, you’re such a big boy now! Why I remember when you used to run around my house without a stitch on. You were such a naughty boy… but you had such a cute, little tushie!”

With that she pinched Joe’s bottom.

 


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Christmas-themed fics, Stealing Christmas
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 6201 - Read Count: 8715 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/15/2007 - Published: 05/15/2007
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Summary: Yet again, Joe Asakura is experiencing a Christmas he will never forget. This year, Jun's not cooking the turkey, but other things can go wrong...
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Stealing Christmas
Chapters: 10 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 15301 - Read Count: 8960 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008
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Summary: What will Jun do with Granny Nambu's infamous fruitcake recipe? Written for the Birdscramble 100th Issue Recipe Challenge
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Stealing Christmas
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Language, Mild Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 9852 - Read Count: 5089 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/05/2010 - Published: 03/05/2010
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