I originally posted this on the BotP list. But I like it so much, I finally decided to put it here, too. The title is the original subject line for the post.
Improve his purple cape,
Touching up his lipstick
And stiffening the nape.
How crazily he seems to grin,
How nastily he spreads his claws,
And welcomes little birdies in,
With insanely smiling jaws.