Disclaimer: If I owned Gatchaman this would be in the anime.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!" his foster brother shouted in a rage.
"What's wrong Joooooe....." he sat up and looked at him in shock. His voice had wavered once he'd gotten to his name. Thus making it sound elongated.
"You say one word. And you'll know what it's like to be a woman." he threatened.
Ken promptly put a hand over his mouth to stiffle a laugh. But he was failing miserably, and even as he turned away, his shoulders shook.
Joe stood five feet away with his arms crossed. Looking irritated and ready to kill.
"Your hair....." Ken managed to get out with some laughter in his voice.
"Ken. I swear you'll be eating that spoon if you laugh."
He laughed for a brief moment, and took several deep breaths in an attempt to subdue his laughter. It somewhat worked before he speak. "I see you got your haircut."
Dr. Nambu had noted Joe's hair had gotten exceedingly long during the past several months. As such he'd set up an appointment for him to get a much needed haircut. The only thing was....
"I think everyone can tell I got my haircut Ken." he spoke with venom in his voice.
Ken was really having difficulties keeping himself from laughing. "I'm sure. I've never even had the japanese bowl cut. And i'm japanese." he couldn't stop his laughter anymore. "An italian with a japanese bowl hair cut...!!" his laughter burst forth, falling on his back and rolling onto his side clutching his stomach as he was now in complete hysterics. "An italian....!! An italian...!!!" he pounded his fist against the cushions of the sofa.
Joe simply cursed as he tried to keep his temper in check. It was just his luck to end up going to the one barber in all of Utoland who only knew how to do japanese bowl haircuts.
And I laughed. (Much like Ken is doing).
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