Disclaimer: If I owned Gatchaman this would be in the anime.
As he left his office, and walked down the stairs. He heard the sounds of a struggle. Along with various shouts coming from the living room. Making haste, he ran to the room and entered. Only to be stunned at what was transpiring before his very eyes.
Jun and Ken were doing their best to hold Joe down to the floor. His pants were down, revealing his bare rear for all to see. While off to the side was a small jar, and some fabric strips. Joe was clearly doing his best to break for freedom. But his foster siblings were clever. And had managed to keep him pinned to the floor with their combined weight.
"What on earth is going on here?!" he asked with horror on his features.
"Nothing!!" Ken and Jun replied at the same time with grins plastered on their faces.
"This doesn't look like nothing." he put his hands to his hips.
"Help me!" Joe pleaded unlike his usual self. Clearly being outwitted by the combined two's clever idea. Whatever that idea was.
"I want an explaination right this second." he replied sternly. "And for heavens sake let Joe pull up his pants!"
"We can't!" Jun and Ken replied at the same time.
"And why not?" He was growing impatient.
"Cause if we do, then we can't finish waxing him." Jun retorted as she held up a strip that had been used previously. It was covered in hair.
"Waxing Joe...?" he looked at them as though they were crazy.
"Yes." Ken confirmed.
"Joe? My Joe? The Joe, I brought back from Italy when he was only eight years old Joe? Condor Joe? My oldest foster son Joe?!"
"That's right." Ken and Jun chirped at the same time.
He stood there silently for a moment before opening his wallet and shoving ten thousand yen into Ken's hand. "You're gonna need more wax."
"DR. NAMBU!" Joe looked at him in horror.
"I'm sorry Joe. But what can I say? You really are rather hairy." he left the room feeling fairly pleased with himself. His oldest children really could provide rather interesting entertaiment.
Reviews and comments appreciated. Sorry it was so short. It's really just intended to be a ficlet.