Joe's World by Lori McDonald
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The world as Joe lives it.

5:00 Alarm goes off. Shoot alarm.
5:05 Shower
5:15 Breakfast (usually leftovers from the night before or Ding Dongs)
5:30 Clean my guns
12:00 Wander in the general direction of work for the 12:30 training session
12:30 Scope out the babes
12:45 Meet a georgous blonde
1:00 Get the blonde to agree to a date that evening
1:30 Remember the training session when Ken calls to scream
2:00 Show up for training
2:30 Shoot targets. Get depressed because they don't bleed
2:45 Flashback. Swallow three bottles of asprin
3:00 Get called on a mission
3:15 Try and fire the bird missles. Ken stops me
3:20 Try and fire the bird missles. Ken stops me
3:25 Try and fire the bird missles. Ken stops me
3:30 Break into the mech. Increase my kill ratio to match that of your average Ethiopian famine. Head back to the God Phoenix
4:00 Try and fire the bird missles. Ken stops me
4:05 Deck Ken. Fire the bird missles
4:06 Realize the bird missles don't work. Start swearing
4:30 Finish swearing
5:00 Watch Ken use some %&$# new technique to destroy the mech that makes him look good
5:30 Head back to base
6:00 Skip out on debriefing
6:15 Listen to Ken scream over the communicator
6:30 Meet my date
6:45 Discover my date is a Galactor spy sent to assasinate me
6:50 Kill my date/spy
6:55 Wonder why this keeps happening to me
7:30 Decide not to worry about it. Check out more blondes.
8:00 Go home. Clean my guns
11:00 Go to bed

Lori
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