Categories: Battle of the Planets
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Jason, Princess
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Nose-Cola Warning, Sexual Dialogue
Universe: Mostly Canon
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1783 Read: 3875
Published: 08/10/2007 Updated: 08/11/2007
This demented little story was born about five years ago when I watched BoTP again for the first time in about 25 years or so. There's something curious that happens when you're watching a kids' show that was popular when you were about 8, well after you've hit your thirties; you tend to catch things that completely went over your head when you were that little 8 year old kid. Oh, like, say, the extent of the flirting between 7-Zark-7 and Susan from Planet Pluto. And as you're watching, you find yourself wishing that it still went over your head. And because you get it now, and it hurts you, you feel the urge to lash out at the world. Or hurt the ones who hurt you back.
One robot was harmed in the making of this fan fic.
Insert standard disclaimer on how I own none of this, but Sandy Frank and Tatsunoko do here.
Warning: This story contains a lot of sexual innuendo. If this offends you, then stop reading now. I won't be mad if you don't read this. Yes, I am a sick little monkey and this stuff came from my head, but Zark and Susan started it. :P