Filk Jokes and Songs by Grumpy Ghost Owl
[Reviews - 3] - Printer
Summary: Old jokes, bad jokes, so-so jokes and a few tunes, all filked to reflect the Gatch and BotP universes. Please heed the warnings. As with all jokes, there is a chance that some people may be offended.
Rated: 13+
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody, Songfic
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes
Word count: 4746 Read: 22544
Published: 03/01/2009 Updated: 03/02/2009

1. Zoltar and the Yuppie by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 2] (389 words)
Zoltar meets a shining example of yuppie scum.

2. The Smartest Soldier in All Spectra by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (394 words)
Who says the goons are dumb?

3. Berg Katse and the Goons by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (336 words)
Goons Bob and Bill discover why Katse is in charge.

4. On Growing Older by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (167 words)
Three of the more mature characters discuss matters close to their hearts. Warning: contains crude humour.

5. The Missing Tool by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (150 words)

6. The Beatitudes, According to the ISO by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (253 words)
WARNING: religious content

7. The Great Swallow Arrested by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (191 words)
WARNING: adult themes

8. When Dr Nambu Died by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (224 words)
WARNING: main character death; religious content.

9. Condor Joe's Christmas by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (304 words)
WARNING: crude humour; Christmas references.

10. When Tiny Harper Got Lost by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (177 words)
Tiny loses his bearings.

11. Condor Affirmations for the Day by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (191 words)
WARNING: Suggestions of Violence

12. Eagle Affirmations for the Day by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (186 words)

What G-1 really thinks.

13. Microsoft Bids for Science Ninja Contract by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (261 words)
What if the GodPhoenix ran on Windows?

14. Incident Report by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (401 words)
Accidents generate paperwork, even for Zoltar. WARNING: Violence.

15. The old Spectran and the Potatoes by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (140 words)
Life can be tough on Planet Spectra.

16. Maintenance Logs by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (274 words)
It's not easy, keeping the Phoenix in the air.

17. The Sound of Ninjas - Part I by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (226 words)
Jun is sixteen, going on seventeen.

18. The Sound of Ninjas - Part II by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (97 words)
Condor Joe's Favourite Things

19. The Sound of Ninjas - Part III by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (44 words)
Shuriken, shuriken...

20. My Fair Mutant by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 1] (108 words)
Berg Katse sings.

21. A Letter From Camp by Grumpy Ghost Owl [Reviews - 0] (233 words)
Hello, Muddah. Hello, Faddah...