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Gatchaman Fiction Archive :: UnpublishedWriter
Penname: UnpublishedWriter [Contact] Real name: UnpublishedWriter
Member Since: 09/24/2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I came to Gatchaman through Battle of the Planets.  When Gatchaman hit the video stores, I picked up the entire series.

I have a BA in English, and I work in building maintenance at a psychiatric facility.  My job entails minor plumbing, electrical and lock repair work (and the patients keep me busy doing all of that).

 


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Summary:

There is a reason why Santa doesn't show up on Zark's surveillance systems at Christmas time.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: The Supernaturals, Christmas-themed fics
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 583 - Read Count: 1558 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/14/2007
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Date: 06/18/2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Naughty List

Only you.

And it leads to the questions: what does the Chief have on Santa, why can't Santa get the evidence back, and -- WHAT DOES THE CHIEF HAVE ON SANTA???

Author's Response: Rudolf is an informant and provides a report on exactly what goes on at those elf staff parties. Thanks for the review!

Summary:

My entry in the 'Dark and Stormy Night' challenge.

Excerpt

“Welcome back to the Ameris Top 40. We’re just finishing up this week’s countdown. Let’s recap the top five songs.”

“At number 5 we have the Tatsunoko Twist by Crescent Base.”

“Number 4 is Let’s Get It On by Ken & Jun.”

“The number 3 song is a cover of Wind Beneath My Wings by Condor Joe.”

“At number 2 is Defeat Galactor by Nambu’s Ninjas.”

“And the number 1 song in Ameris this week is….. Katse Killer by the Gatchaman 5!”

Mark shook his head in the dark. He wasn’t the most up-to-date in popular music, but he had never heard of these crazy groups.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 2 - Table of Contents
Characters: Mark
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Challenges: It was a dark and stormy night, Fog
Word count: 1199 - Read Count: 3640 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/14/2007 - Published: 05/14/2007
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Date: 09/30/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Rampaging in-joke alert! (Strobes and sirens)

Author's Response:

Well that was the whole point... ;-)

 

This was the very first fic I ever wrote, and clearly it was inspired by my re-discovery of BOTP.  

- The Ken Sketch by Diinzumo - Rated: Everyone - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: Ever noticed the overabundance of Ken stuff in available Gatchaman merchandise? With apologies to Monty Python.
Categories: Gatchaman, Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Canon
Word count: 667 - Read Count: 1653 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/18/2007 - Published: 05/18/2007
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Date: 01/13/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Attempting to imagine the propellor-butt Ken toy....

Snicker.

Summary: It's time for the Chief to have that talk with Mark and Jason
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Mark
Genre: Character Study, Drama
Story Warnings: Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 647 - Read Count: 1460 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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Date: 06/17/2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Unanswerable

If you know you won't like the answer, don't ask the question. (Would she have believed it if they'd said otherwise?)

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed.  If they said otherwise - probably not.  But she may not have gotten violent!

- Senses by Madilayn - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Table of Contents
Summary: The KNT POV's on Joe and Ken's relationship
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Slash
Story Warnings: Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Slash, Yaoi
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1699 - Read Count: 939 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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Date: 11/20/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Touch

Uh, Chapter 5, anyone?

Summary: This is a little story about Joe and a cat
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Character Study, General
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1782 - Read Count: 1426 - Completed: No
Updated: 05/19/2007 - Published: 05/19/2007
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Date: 05/15/2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Cat and his Condor

Cats'll do that to you: 'No, no, I can't possibly take care of a cat.' Then you take it in for a bit, and next thing you know, the little bugger's charming the crap out of you. Even while doing something bad: 'What? Me? I didn't do anything. Nope, not at all.'

Summary: More silliness inspired by heated discussions on the mailing lists. Trolls and censorship! Fight!
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Parody of Posts
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1585 - Read Count: 1634 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/23/2007 - Published: 05/23/2007
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Date: 12/04/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, about the weapons and swearing: so true. Moral Guardians think we're all morons.

Snicker.

Summary: Katze takes off from Sosai for a while, and runs into the last person s/he ever would have expected.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 6 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Ryu Nakanishi, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 6347 - Read Count: 6001 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/23/2007 - Published: 05/23/2007
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Date: 11/12/2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

An interesting explanation of Katse's talent for disguise (and where he keeps the uniform until the 'reveal').

Rather sad. Not allowed to have a life outside of Galactor, under the micro-managing thumb of a being that doesn't accept failure. No wonder the poor guy goes nuts at the end.

- Cat's Eye by Pintail - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
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Summary:

Mark and Princess struggle to define their relationship while Zoltar launches a sinister new plot to destroy the Earth. Oh, and silent feline observes both sides of the same story. [Follows Isolation in time line]


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: BotP Stories
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Mark, Princess, Zoltar
Genre: Angst, Drama, Romance
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Explicit Material, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 13073 - Read Count: 1394 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/25/2007 - Published: 05/25/2007
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Date: 05/21/2010 Title: Chapter 5: Epilogue

I only ever heard of ice-nine in the novel 'Cat's Cradle' by Kurt Vonnegut.

Interesting story.

Summary:

A Spectran escape pod crash-lands short of its intended target, and as a result, Pooh Bear receives a Very Strange Visitor.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Crossover Character, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Cross-Over
Word count: 5450 - Read Count: 1997 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/26/2007 - Published: 05/26/2007
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Date: 10/17/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Zoltar Meets Winnie-the-Pooh

I NEVER get into moods where I can write funny stuff like this!

And I really could see it all happening.

Author's Response: Thank you for your review. I've always visualised this story in Mr Shepherd's water colours, myself.

Summary: Pinky and the Brain plot to take over Galactor.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Other Crossover Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Cross-Over
Word count: 2565 - Read Count: 1673 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/26/2007 - Published: 05/26/2007
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Date: 10/12/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Cat and Mouse

What does it mean that I can picture all of this actually happening?

Summary: A look into the secret life of two well known by name, but not by motivation, characters.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Kentaro/Red Impulse
Genre: Plot-What-Plot, Slash
Story Warnings: Erotica, Slash, Yaoi
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 774 - Read Count: 141 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/26/2007 - Published: 05/26/2007
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Date: 10/18/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Shadow Dancers

I like this. It's lovely. They're obviously in love. What else is there to say?

Summary: G-Force is sent on a mission to track down a gang of die-hard criminals.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Crossover Character, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Cross-Over
Word count: 2049 - Read Count: 1728 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/27/2007 - Published: 05/27/2007
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Date: 05/21/2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Space Burglars

Are they also responsible for mysterious dings on car doors and mismatched socks coming out of the wash?

Yeah, Anderson would have the answer. Does he know the question?

Author's Response:

There is a theory that should the Answer and the Question coexist at the same time, the entire Universe would vanish and be replaced with something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory that suggests this has already happened.

Summary: Zark has always watched over G Force. He would guide them and always think of their best interests... Right?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Zark Is Watching
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Angst, Drama, Tragedy
Story Warnings: Mature Content, Strong Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 3500 - Read Count: 1965 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/28/2007 - Published: 05/28/2007
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Date: 04/27/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Rather scary. And I can also see Zark doing that, because he cares about the team so much. What makes it worse is that there are humans who would prefer to NOT deal with abuse in just the same way.

I liked the sequel.

(BTW, there are a couple of unfinished fics of yours on this site. Will they be finished soon?)

Author's Response: Thanks for the comment :) And yeah, that was the point where Zark postulated the idea that if Mark didn't remember, he'd be okay. But which of course wasn't true. Glad you enjoyed it. Re: unfinished fics... Yes, I'll be on them eventually. I decided this year to conscientiously work on the back log of unfinished fics gathering dust on my HD. But don't hold your breath, my muse has been very stubborn about finishing mult-iparters -_-;;;

Summary: Previously, Zark was always able to watch over G Force. But now he's lost Mark and the Spectrans are about to tumble into his guilty little secret...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Zark Is Watching
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama
Story Warnings: Mature Content
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 5027 - Read Count: 1645 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/28/2007 - Published: 05/28/2007
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Date: 04/27/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A decent ending.

Wonder what Zoltar does with his new understanding?

Author's Response: Thanks. As for Zoltar... I never really thought so far. Just gave the idea that he was a decent enough being after all to feel guilty about what he had done to Mark.

- Easter Eggs by Cricket - Rated: 13+ - - [Reviews - 1]
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Summary: Which is more dangerous, a present from Zoltar, or a horde of kids waiting for the opening of the Easter Egg hunt in Washington?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 2 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 1070 - Read Count: 2843 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/29/2007 - Published: 05/29/2007
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Date: 09/29/2010 Title: Chapter 2: Easter Eggs Supplemental

Guess Zoltar was in a good mood.

- Boo Katze by Ennien - Rated: 13+ - - [Reviews - 1]
Table of Contents
Summary: There's someone impersonating Katze, and he appears to have... feathers?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Other Crossover Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Cross-Over
Word count: 2939 - Read Count: 1893 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/01/2007 - Published: 06/01/2007
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Date: 11/22/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Boo Katze

Katy Ka-Boom merged with Chicken Boo.

God forbid there's one with Wakko, Yakko, and Dot out there.

Summary: Zoltar attempts to steal all of Florida's citrus fruit, but the team has a plan to stop him.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters:
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2817 - Read Count: 1484 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/01/2007 - Published: 06/01/2007
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Date: 03/29/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Great Spectra Grapefruit Grab

Is 'grid 34' a roundabout reference to a certain Internet rule?

Summary: Joe was captured by Galactor and rescued by his teammates, who now try and get him to admit to what happened.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Sexual Dialogue
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1531 - Read Count: 1743 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/01/2007 - Published: 06/01/2007
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Date: 09/13/2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Rescue

Very bad pun at the end.

- Time Squared by Ennien, Muddpie - Rated: Adult - - [Reviews - 3]
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Summary: In an alternate reality, Ken tried to stop Berg Katze from plummeting to hir death, and fell into the warp with hir. Instead of dying though, they both have to deal with the fact that they're twenty years in the past, with the chance to change the future.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 3 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Slash
Story Warnings: Blood, Guts & Gore, Crude Humor, Death, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Slash, Strong Language, Suicide, Torture, Violence, Yaoi
Timeframe: Mid-Series, Time Travel
Universe: Alternate Universe, Tenuously Canon
Word count: 48547 - Read Count: 298 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/01/2007 - Published: 06/01/2007
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Date: 03/10/2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Sequel??????

Summary: A customer feedback response from Quanto Tobor Laboratories.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 508 - Read Count: 1582 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/02/2007 - Published: 06/02/2007
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Date: 12/26/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Correspondence Received I

ENC666L? I think there's something to that.

The headgear may not look that much like a prophylactic, but it IS silly.

Summary: The truth about Zark.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 388 - Read Count: 1709 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/02/2007 - Published: 06/02/2007
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Date: 06/25/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Correspondence Received II

It explains so much. So, so much becomes clear when it's Zark's delusion...

Summary: The Galactors can only make one positive observation about this encounter as compared to any with the Kagaku Ninjatai: 'At least they survived.' :)
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Sosai X
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1445 - Read Count: 1579 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/02/2007 - Published: 06/02/2007
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Date: 10/08/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

What, KATSE didn't do any of that? Great mental imagery, though.

Author's Response: [Face in palm.] What? I didn't see this review? Thanks for the comment. I rather thought it would be funnier with Katse as the exasperated leader ^^

Summary: The events of Cupid's Cable Gun, from Chief Anderson's point of view.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Battle of the Planets: 2163
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 12445 - Read Count: 1945 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/06/2007 - Published: 06/06/2007
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Date: 05/29/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Disarming

First rule of a prank war: stick to people your own age. Your elders will get you every time.


Sometime in the future, Anderson and Jones are going to conduct a -- umm -- inspection of each other's security procedures. Yes, that's it. Uh-huh. That's what they'll be doing.

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing. We often forget that those who stand in loco parentis have more experience in living. Not that Anderson has a life, as such. If he ever gets one, the shock may kill him.

Summary:

A re-write of The Sky is Falling parts I and II from three different points of view.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 3 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Colonel Cronus, Goon, Great Spirit, Other Canon Character, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Language, Violence
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 15167 - Read Count: 3134 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/13/2007 - Published: 06/07/2007
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Date: 10/15/2009 Title: Chapter 3: Quo Vadis?

Ooh. Very good. All of it.

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing. Hard to believe how ancient that piece is nowadays. (Am getting old.)