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Gatchaman Fiction Archive :: UnpublishedWriter
Penname: UnpublishedWriter [Contact] Real name: UnpublishedWriter
Member Since: 09/24/2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I came to Gatchaman through Battle of the Planets.  When Gatchaman hit the video stores, I picked up the entire series.

I have a BA in English, and I work in building maintenance at a psychiatric facility.  My job entails minor plumbing, electrical and lock repair work (and the patients keep me busy doing all of that).

 


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- The Music Class by jublke - Rated: Everyone - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
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Summary: During a toddler's music class, Jason reflects on his new life since the end of the war with Spectra.  (Includes a wonderful image by Springie.)
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: The Heart Has Its Reasons ...
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Mary Sue, Princess
Genre: Character Study, General, Plot-What-Plot, Romance, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1736 - Read Count: 2249 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/26/2011 - Published: 05/25/2011
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Date: 05/26/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Still adorable.

And if Jason weren't married, I think a number of the women in that class would be scribbling phone numbers and handing them over.

Big, tough, men are reduced to mush by tiny, sweet girls every day.

Author's Response: Thanks, UW!  I appreciated your help with beta-reading.  :)

Summary: What somebody might encounter while taking care of a hospital bill. . .
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character
Genre: Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 379 - Read Count: 1311 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 07/29/2011 - Published: 07/24/2011
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Date: 07/30/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

For everyone who's been put on hold so long that they're startled when a real person finally comes on the line....

Author's Response: Wha-- oh, sorry, you startled me! ;)

Summary: Joe adds a unique twist to his updated will.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Ken Washio
Genre: Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 245 - Read Count: 1525 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/04/2011 - Published: 08/03/2011
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Date: 08/10/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, I can believe this. There's a company that will turn your ashes into an artificial gemstone. And there's another one that will mix your ashes with concrete (I think) to become part of the basis of a new reef.

Hell, you can mummify, freeze-dry, and taxiderm your pet.

Making ashes into bullets is just more of the same.

Summary: G-Force is hacked off, and 1-Rover-1 may be a trademark infringement. What else can go wrong for Zark?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Mark, Other Crossover Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Vignette
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 953 - Read Count: 1282 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/18/2011 - Published: 08/17/2011
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Date: 08/22/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Almost afraid to see what you'd do with Eagle Riders and G-Force: Guardians of Space.

I don't think the writers for BotP had quite thought through that whole 'Zark watches the team constantly' thing.

Author's Response: You know, I hadn't even thought about those two series. . .hmmmm. . . (insert small, evil laugh here. Thanks.)

Summary: G-Force takes up golf. How will our five fearless fighters fare on the fairway?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 1548 - Read Count: 1969 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/28/2011 - Published: 08/28/2011
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Date: 08/31/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I predict five pieces of modern art by the end of the tournament. All of said art pieces will incorporate golf clubs, at least one will feature a golf bag, another a pair of golf shoes, and quite possibly a golf flag will appear.

Peter will retire to a chicken farm in east nowhere, and have nothing to do with well-manicured grass ever again.

Author's Response: LOL! Thanks for reading and commenting, big smile!

Summary: Gatchaman Episode 24: "The Neon Giant That Smiles in the Dark" gets stepped on.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Other Canon Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Drug References, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4425 - Read Count: 1738 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 09/12/2011 - Published: 09/11/2011
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Date: 09/12/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Grammar stickler time: should be 'poring' instead of 'pouring.' And I think it's borscht.

Ken the Magpie instead of Ken the Eagle. All goons would carry shiny things to throw at him. Bombastic lines ruined by suddenly breaking off to say, "Oooh, shiny!"

Very funny.

Author's Response: Ah, this just shows that even former English teachers make the occasional mistake! Thanks for pointing them out; I'll tend to them promptly. I'm glad you enjoyed the story, warts and all.

Summary: I've given the BotP episode "The Musical Mummy" a working-over. I hope it gets glowing reviews! ;-)
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Drug References, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4359 - Read Count: 1850 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 09/12/2011 - Published: 09/11/2011
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Date: 09/12/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I was imagining the unfortunate listeners shooting themselves (a la 'Airplane').

Zark just adores the sound of his own voice, doesn't he?

Author's Response: Sorry it took a little while to respond; in my previous attempts, I found myself prattling on and on for no obvious reason and ending with an overly saccharine sentiment. It was as if Zark had taken control! Then I said to myself, "What if I actually HAD been demonically possessed by a fictional robot? How do I fight it -- holy water? Or would I need something unique, such as a can of 1040-weight motor oil blessed by Steve Jobs?" At any rate, I'm so glad I could use my talent & skill to bring a few moments of joy to my fellow human beings! ;-]

Summary: Remember the BotP/GoS episode with the transcontinental monorail? I try to turn it into a disaster before the train derails!
Categories: Battle of the Planets, G-Force: GOS
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Ace Goodheart, Aggie/Agatha June, Devil Star/Galaxy Girl, Dirk Daring, Dr. Brighthead, Goon, Hootie/ Hoot Owl, Original Character, Other Crossover Character, Peewee
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Language
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 6431 - Read Count: 1267 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011
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Date: 04/25/2015 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Snerkies.

Although I missed the jokes connected with the Traincar Tower because I don't know the movie you stole from.

Summary: What compels some fanfic writers?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character, Sosai X
Genre: Essay, Humor/Comedy, Self-Insertion
Story Warnings: Drug References, Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 868 - Read Count: 1675 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011
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Date: 11/21/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ebil. Pure ebil.

Author's Response: Mwuhahaha!

Summary: An evil greater than Spectra is ravaging the universe!
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Mark, Original Character
Genre: Drama, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Death
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 489 - Read Count: 1990 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011
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Date: 12/14/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

We knew it! We knew it! Zark is dangerous!!!!

Author's Response: Yes, it was about time somebody acknowledged the elephant in the room! I just hope one of THEM won't come after me and

Summary: A small sample of infomercial products from the Gatch universe.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 627 - Read Count: 1186 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011
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Date: 12/19/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I get the feeling that last product was actually one of Galactor's successful products.

Author's Response: Hmm. . . you've got a point, there. I was thinking it wasn't quite a success since the "secret ingredients" were discovered before Galactor could unleash anything more destructive.

Summary: A viral video, Zark, wheelchair love, an alleyway encounter, and more...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Great Spirit, Jason, Mala/S-9, Mark, Original Character, Princess
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 2643 - Read Count: 1642 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/11/2012 - Published: 02/11/2012
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Date: 02/13/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Sontaran flu? Will your next fic be a Doctor Who crossover?

Uh, where did the mechanical bull come from?

Author's Response: Well, I don't see a crossover anytime soon, but the good Doctor has popped in on another fic ("Zark's Day"). As for the mechanical bull. . .maybe it came from the same place I got the iBOT. . .the experts are still investigating. :P

Summary: A tiny space opera using the GoS incarnation of Gatchaman.
Categories: G-Force: GOS
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Ace Goodheart, Aggie/Agatha June, Dirk Daring, Goon, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 826 - Read Count: 1986 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/10/2012 - Published: 04/10/2012
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Date: 03/30/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

How did I miss this!?

Overwrought dialogue (read Ace's dialogue in Dudley Do-Right voice), a perfect parody of certain types of pulp fiction -- very funny.

And yes, how do we know she hasn't sampled the wares before preferring the dildo?

Author's Response: So, how DID you miss this? At any rate, I'm glad you found it, and it was able to bring you some joy!

Summary: For a good cause, Anderson agrees to help the team do some fund-raising. But everything is not what it seems, with naked birdies, naughty Gatchamaniacs and nasty spies around...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: A Fic for a Pic series
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Adult Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 4079 - Read Count: 123 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/18/2012 - Published: 04/18/2012
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Date: 04/23/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

For anyone who wants Tiny, go into the Gallery and find 'The Great Horned Centerfold.'

Yeah, there are some more of the rest of the team.

Author's Response: Ooooh! But can we use these pics for our fics?

- Vernia by ElectricWhite - Rated: 18+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
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Summary: What might happen if Daddy ignores Galactor's ransom demands?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jun, Original Character
Genre: Angst, General
Story Warnings: Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Sexual Dialogue, Torture, Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 2182 - Read Count: 1420 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/06/2012 - Published: 05/06/2012
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Date: 05/11/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hhhmmm....

Methinks there might be a few 'accidental' meetings between members of the team and the Culbertson family.

Pretty sure the goons and captain are now pushing up daisies.

Author's Response: "Accidental" meetings? You couldn't possibly suggest some misfortunes might befall that family, could you? ;)

Summary: G-Force is watching over a diplomatic gathering the night before Porcellus, a hotly contested planet, is formally admitted to the Galactic Federation. But what dangers await the children of the Porcellus ambassador?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Cavy Diplomacy
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Action/Adventure
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1763 - Read Count: 1615 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 07/06/2012 - Published: 07/06/2012
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Date: 08/24/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Porcellus? Really?

Cutleri? When do we meet Dinnawaer?

Yes, a cute story. (I used to own guinea pigs. They are cute, and make adorable little noises.)

Summary: Do you still think this conflict is all about Good vs. Evil?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Original Character
Genre: General
Story Warnings: Blood, Guts & Gore
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 5385 - Read Count: 1109 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 07/08/2012 - Published: 07/08/2012
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Date: 11/02/2012 Title: Chapter 1: For the sake of future generations

No dictator ever says, 'I will take over because I am an evil person.' The motivation might be power, but the world's dictators don't think of themselves as evil. If they're in it solely for the power, they won't admit it publicly. Many are motivated by patriotic notions, love of nation or ethnic group, or they know how to manipulate those feelings in their people.

The chilling thing is that nothing contradicts what Katse tells Everett. At least, not on the surface. Finding the lie requires digging deep, which requires time that few people have. So even if Everett found a lie, he could rationalize it away.

Summary: What if, in “The Galaxy Girls”, Mala didn't want to blow up the Solar Express but to kidnap Anderson? The story begins when Anderson, drugged and knocked-out, wakes up on the transport that is taking him to Spectra.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 12 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson
Genre: Action/Adventure
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 17203 - Read Count: 10152 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/20/2018 - Published: 08/19/2012
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Date: 08/24/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Intriguing beginning.

Author's Response: Thanks UW! I have only a vague idea about where this is going...

Summary: Sequel to "Cavy Diplomacy". The transport carrying Ambassador Cutleri's daughter crashes on Porcellus. Can G-Force find her in time?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Cavy Diplomacy
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1329 - Read Count: 1293 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/22/2012 - Published: 08/22/2012
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Date: 08/24/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Almost afraid to ask what Jason got doused with.

Figured Cabiay was going into heat or something, if all those boars were attacking.

- Smart by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
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Summary: Ken returns from lunch to find a Smart Car smashed into a building and a teammate in the infirmary.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Joe Asakura, Ken Washio, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 670 - Read Count: 998 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/01/2012 - Published: 12/01/2012
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Date: 12/22/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Joe's car has more room inside.

Author's Response: I'm afraid you're pointing out the obvious! Personally, I just don't see the appeal in a car that can double as a kite in a slight breeze....

- Rise by Dei - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
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Summary: The morning after the night before. Some insulin might be in order. 
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Other Canon Character, Tiny Harper
Genre: Romance
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Canon
Word count: 608 - Read Count: 937 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/23/2013 - Published: 03/23/2013
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Date: 03/30/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nice little vignette. Always figured Tiny for the nice guy.

- Perspective by jublke - Rated: Everyone - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
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Summary: Imagine the school paperwork involved when raising five future superheroes ...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Feathered Hearts
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 679 - Read Count: 1204 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/15/2013 - Published: 04/15/2013
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Date: 05/17/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hhmm... Science class must also be interesting.

Summary: In the years before there was Gatchaman, or the Science Ninja Team, Nambu called upon a team of men who would eventually become known as Red Impulse. These are their stories.

In the middle of a tense assignment, Washio is joined by his new team mates -- and becomes the target of a mysterious blonde woman.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 2 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Kentaro/Red Impulse, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Sosai X
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Study, Drama, Mystery
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Blood, Guts & Gore, Death, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 18804 - Read Count: 1981 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/27/2013 - Published: 05/27/2013
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Date: 06/01/2013 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 -- The Outcomes

Good. And does this fit in with your other stories about Kentaro and Nambu?

Heh. Katse has the hots for Kentaro Washio. Adds more to the conflict.

Summary: A few of my responses to the weekly Bradbury's Jar prompts at Gatchamania.net. (Far less than a year's worth!)
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, General, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Vignette
Story Warnings: Blood, Guts & Gore
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 2596 - Read Count: 1589 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/02/2013 - Published: 06/01/2013
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Date: 06/08/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The boys will never dare to tease Jun about her braces. Not if they know what's good for them.

Author's Response: How true!

Summary: BotP's "Ace From Outer Space" goes down in flames.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Drug References, Drug Use, Mild Language
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 6080 - Read Count: 1481 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/29/2013 - Published: 06/28/2013
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Date: 06/29/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Laughing too hard.

Author's Response: Hope you're not hurting too much!