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Gatchaman Fiction Archive :: UnpublishedWriter
Penname: UnpublishedWriter [Contact] Real name: UnpublishedWriter
Member Since: 09/24/2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I came to Gatchaman through Battle of the Planets.  When Gatchaman hit the video stores, I picked up the entire series.

I have a BA in English, and I work in building maintenance at a psychiatric facility.  My job entails minor plumbing, electrical and lock repair work (and the patients keep me busy doing all of that).

 


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Summary: Spectra often kidnaps key ISO figures in order to blackmail them. What happens when Zoltar decides to try the same blackmail on Chief Anderson?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 5567 - Read Count: 3001 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/05/2009 - Published: 01/05/2009
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Date: 10/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Maybe you should add a Nose-Cola warning. I had a couple of saliva-spray moments while reading it. (Mecha shaped like a bed-bug?)

Summary: Just a bit of random silliness involving Zoltar and the gang on the Evil Planet Spectra. Originally posted on the BotP ML. Any resemblance to Monty Python is... well... um... Look, I reckon I can get away with it on the grounds of satire and parody, okay?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 3 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1531 - Read Count: 3598 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/11/2009 - Published: 01/11/2009
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Date: 10/13/2009 Title: Chapter 3: Zoltar and the Bailiffs

Snicker.

Yes! Repossess Zark!!!

Author's Response: I only wish :) And possibly the Chicken Ship from Gatch II

Summary: What would an invoice to Spectra look like?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Invoices
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: None
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: None
Universe: None
Word count: 485 - Read Count: 1928 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/15/2009 - Published: 01/14/2009
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Date: 01/19/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

'More to come later'? When?

Summary: Old jokes, bad jokes, so-so jokes and a few tunes, all filked to reflect the Gatch and BotP universes. Please heed the warnings. As with all jokes, there is a chance that some people may be offended.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 21 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Parody, Songfic
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 4746 - Read Count: 25020 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/02/2009 - Published: 03/01/2009
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Date: 07/02/2010 Title: Chapter 20: My Fair Mutant

Funny, as always.

Gatch/BotP versions of urban legends? Snicker.

I think you aren't fond of Microsoft (or consultants).

In Chapter 8, Perry Mason would wander over, adjust his halo, and ask, "What's the matter?" Followed by Satan groaning, "Bugger. Okay, I'll give you Nambu." (Because if there's any lawyer who could get into Heaven, it would be Perry Mason.)

G1 is hardly your favorite bird, is he?

Author's Response:

Funny you should mention Microsoft... I just spent a good chunk of yesterday afternoon wrestling with an obstreperous government-owned laptop loaded with Microsoft Windows 2000 and Office XP. Trying to get my PowerPoint presentation to run was... interesting. Yes... that is what I will call it. Interesting.

I take your point about Perry Mason. He was definitely an exception to the rule about lawyers.

I do like G1, really I do... It's just that he sometimes needs a smack behind the earhole every now and then.

Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: When Earworms attack! 
Categories: Gatchaman, Battle of the Planets
Series: Ms. Ann OMalley Reviews Gatchaman and Battle of the Planets.
Chapters: 2 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Berg Katse, Chief Anderson, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Great Spirit, Jason, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Princess, Ryu Nakanishi, Sosai X, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: None
Universe: None
Word count: 4845 - Read Count: 3037 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 06/27/2009
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Date: 10/01/2009 Title: Chapter 1: BotP Episode 34-Space Rock Concert

You should get together with Transmute Jun and write reviews on Gatchamania. I need the nose-cola, and she needs the assistance.

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Date: 12/06/2014 Title: Chapter 2: Gatchaman Ep 41-Murder Music

Welcome back!

Author's Response: Thanks! 

Summary:

Episode Review: He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Episode Reviews
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Adult Situations
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 6500 - Read Count: 2328 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009
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Date: 10/13/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

MsAnnO'Malley has a successor!

Author's Response:

I'd thank you for the review, but I hardly think I'm a successor to Ms O'Malley. I've been doing this for years, quite independently. And I'd only be a successor if she stopped reviewing.

Reviewer: UnpublishedWriter Signed
Date: 10/13/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I meant no offense. I'm new to this site. I didn't see a recent review from Ms. O'Malley, so I thought she was inactive (or taking a well-deserved break). Sorry.

It was a good review.

Author's Response: No worries. Ayako started the whole 'review' thing with the Gatchaman Production Diaries and others have picked up the torch over the years. Thanks for reviewing.

Summary: The friendship between Kozaburo Nambu and Kentaro Washio.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Gatchaman AU - Dr. Nambu and the SNT
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Kentaro/Red Impulse
Genre: Character Study, General
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Prequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 2007 - Read Count: 1819 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009
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Date: 03/15/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thank you. Hard to do the two justice when I know nothing of flying or being a scientific genius.

- Guy's Night Out by Green - Rated: 18+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: Where do three guys go at 1am and they want to wind down after a mission?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 2964 - Read Count: 1514 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009
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Date: 04/27/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Just as funny the umpteenth time around.

Go, Ryu!

- Understandings by Green - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
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Summary: When Joe gets injured and no ISO doctor is brave enough to treat him, Dr. Nambu is forced to bring in someone who will.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: General, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 4061 - Read Count: 1605 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009
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Date: 12/04/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I bet Joe continues to behave himself -- as long as she's the one who patches him up.

Summary: Ken is reflecting after a long mission of a special moment that stood out in his mind.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Moments caught in time.
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: Romance, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 254 - Read Count: 1883 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/04/2010 - Published: 02/04/2010
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Date: 02/05/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A Ken who is not oblivious to Jun. Finally!

Author's Response: I sometimes think that he can't be that sharp and miss everything, plus he is a teenage guy! Even if he is a very focused one.

- Phoenix by Madilayn - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: It's not only G-Froce who is determned to win the war against Spectra.  Part of the Generations universe.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Generations Arc
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Great Spirit, Phoenix/God Phoenix
Genre: Character Study, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 1752 - Read Count: 1535 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 02/25/2010 - Published: 02/25/2010
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Date: 03/29/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I find myself thinking of that Alex Ross painting of the Fiery Phoenix. The great one where it's full-on, and the ship itself looks as if it has a facial expression.

Author's Response: Yup- that was what I was thinking too.  But then when you watch the series adn they go to Firey, it acts like an actual being not just a machine too.

Summary: What will Jun do with Granny Nambu's infamous fruitcake recipe? Written for the Birdscramble 100th Issue Recipe Challenge
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Stealing Christmas
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Language, Mild Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 9852 - Read Count: 5089 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/05/2010 - Published: 03/05/2010
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Date: 03/06/2010 Title: Chapter 5: Epilogue

I have to say it:
Kagaku ninpo fruitcake!

Another wonderful story.

And perhaps Jun can figure out a non-toxic version of the recipe?

Author's Response: Well Granny Nambu's fruitcake is by definition always toxic. The question is merely exactly what effect it would have on the human body if ingested. I am not a fruitcake expert myself (can't stand the stuff) so I doubt I could come up with anything edible on my part, but you're welcome to try... ;-)

Reviewer: UnpublishedWriter Signed
Date: 03/08/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I know fruitcake only by reputation.

Of course, Jun could stumble on a non-toxic version, and in the best tradition of that sort of story, NEVER BE ABLE TO REPLICATE IT.

- First Time by Madilayn - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: Even Gatchaman has to experience some things for the first time.  WARNING:  Slash / Yaoi
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Ken Washio
Genre: Romance, Slash
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Slash, Strong Language, Yaoi
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 5864 - Read Count: 1364 - Completed: No
Updated: 03/16/2010 - Published: 03/16/2010
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Date: 07/17/2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Yeah, so how do they part long enough to buy some lubricant?

Author's Response: Ken's probably got some - you know he's planned this!

- A Small Cell by lborgia88 - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
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Summary: For a "Drabble" challenge at Gatchamania:  100 words, including "I'm not even sure I want to ask where you got those marks."
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Devil Star/Galaxy Girl, Joe Asakura, Ken Washio
Genre: Vignette
Story Warnings: Death
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 92 - Read Count: 1933 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/20/2010 - Published: 03/19/2010
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Date: 03/23/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Don't think it's Katse. Not the way Joe feels about Galactor.

Author's Response: I agree, he'd have no mercy -of any kind- for Katse.  Here, I was thinking "she" is a Devil Star.

Summary:

Another for the drabble challenge at Gatchamania.   TJ started it with her puppy drabble - we're just building!!

Joe is given an order about his puppy.


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Ken Washio
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 138 - Read Count: 1517 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/20/2010 - Published: 03/20/2010
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Date: 03/23/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The lady on 'It's Me or the Dog' could take him on.

On the other hand, Joe could also have the nicest dog on the block (just to mess with people's heads).

Author's Response: Now that would be a cruel thing to do!  However, it looks lika a Lab in the episode - and it rather amuses me that if Joe has a dog it's the dog-version of Ryu!  The only thing more inccongruous is if he had a toy - like a Maltese Terrier  :)

Summary: Another 100 word drabble from the Gatchamania challenge. Stories are required to contain the phrase 'I'm not even sure I want to ask where you got those marks!'
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: The Price of Puppy Love
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio
Genre: Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 101 - Read Count: 1339 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/21/2010 - Published: 03/20/2010
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Date: 03/23/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, puppies will get into whatever they can reach.

Our Ridgebacks were bad dogs, and completely unrepentant. Both had what I call the 'happy prance': while carrying a forbidden item in their mouths, they would trot past the room, as high-stepping as any show horse, heads held high, smirks on their puppy faces. No matter how many times it happened, it was always a 'double take' moment before leaping up to retrieve the item (sock, vacuum nozzle, underwear, flip-flop...).

And don't forget food. Well, with Ridgies, if it fits in the mouth, it can be investigated for food and play possibilities. Apples are the best of both!

Author's Response: Sounds like Joe will be losing the few possessions he owns! ;-)

- Cooling Off by Amethyst - Rated: 18+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
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Summary: Jason finds a way to cool off during a heatwave.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Princess
Genre: General
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 1040 - Read Count: 2420 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/02/2010 - Published: 04/02/2010
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Date: 04/02/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Cooling Off

I saw the title and I KNEW it was inspired by that pic.

Ladies, that pic is hotter than midsummer in Georgia.

Author's Response: Isn't it though. I've been tempted to make it my desktop background.

- Not So Sweet by Madilayn - Rated: Adult - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Table of Contents
Summary: Jun's got a secret.  Joe discovers it.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 4 - Table of Contents
Characters: Joe Asakura, Jun
Genre: Romance
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Yuri
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 5051 - Read Count: 1117 - Completed: No
Updated: 04/11/2010 - Published: 04/11/2010
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Date: 04/11/2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

In the last chapter, I didn't realize they were now at her place.

Otherwise - Wow.

(Cygna, 'the Swan', is a constellation, I think.)

Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it.  Signa is also a Norwegian name and yes - means Swan!

Summary: Sequel to Forbidden Fruit. Now that the war is over, Ken and Jun can be together... or can they?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Eden
Chapters: 6 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jun, Ken Washio
Genre: Angst, Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Erotica, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Sexual Dialogue, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Canon
Word count: 8095 - Read Count: 11615 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/29/2010 - Published: 04/29/2010
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Date: 04/30/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Day 1

Uh, what can I say? It sounds like Ken, angsting over things he could not help or stop.

And a wonderful ending.

Author's Response: I just had the urge to write some romantic smut... and so the ending was the easy part. ;-)

Summary: Summary:

Part of TJ & LB's Episode Reviews

 

Planes are disappearing in strange storms, and the key behind it all may lie with a small boy.


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: TJ's & LB's Episode Reviews
Chapters: 3 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 3286 - Read Count: 7573 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/29/2010 - Published: 05/23/2010
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Date: 05/30/2010 Title: Chapter 2: Gatchaman Episode - Part II

I think we were supposed to feel sympathy for the kid, but it didn't work out that way.

You left out Takahara's version of discipline: 'Behave, or your father won't come back.' Nothing good will come of this.

Summary:

Part of TJ & LB's Episode Reviews

Galactor has destroyed an undersea farming operation, and the Science Ninja Team is sent to investigate. But when their inexperience gets them in over their heads, who will save them?

 

 


Categories: Gatchaman
Series: TJ's & LB's Episode Reviews
Chapters: 3 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Kentaro/Red Impulse, Other Canon Character, Phoenix/God Phoenix, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Episode Review
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Strong Language
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4016 - Read Count: 7934 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/02/2010 - Published: 05/30/2010
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Date: 06/03/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Gatchaman Episode - Part I

For those who don't know: Jinpei is wearing a 'fundoshi' in the speedboat. It isn't seen much anymore, but this was what Japanese men wore before the introduction of Western-style underwear.

Sonar works by transmitting soundwaves at certain frequencies, which bounce off of objects. By analyzing the return, the sonar operator determines what's in the path.

Sub-hunting details are Top Secret.

Author's Response:

Traditional or not, it squicks me out seeing Jinpei's butt that way!!!!

Summary: 'How doth the little...' rewritten, Katze style.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Poetry
Story Warnings: Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Tenuously Canon
Word count: 31 - Read Count: 1246 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/02/2010 - Published: 05/31/2010
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Date: 06/02/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Poetry by the sleep deprived

This is an evil little poem.

Author's Response:

Thanks.

It spawned a lot of evil successors on the BotP mailing list.