ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this. I had an English teacher  who insisted we be familiar with all the titles and plots of Shakespeare's plays, as well as ALL of Romeo & Juliet, Midsummer's Niight Dream, and Hamlet. And I must say, you certainly did the Great Bard one better!

 One tiny little quibble: In the first ch. esp., sometimes the lines run together -which actually isn't that bad except where two speakers are run together.

Keep up the good work!