I've got tears in my eyes.  I wonder what you could do to Mark's jet in the same situation (I see one of those children's walker toys with a storage place below the seat).  This story aint over yet - you have to post another chapter.

I've always seen Tiny as the peace maker - he's such a gentle giant - and most probably the only one who could put a stop to this out of control one upmanship.

I had posted it at both locations. It was the result of watching too many America's Funniest Home Videos with my son.