It was like this … I was randomly leafing through a tabloid, minding my own business, when a plot bunny ran across my mind and whispered in my ear, “What would it be like to read about G-Force in the tabloids?”  This piece snowballed from that idea.  Hope you like it! 

My thanks to Becky Rock and Springie for beta-reading, and to the members of Bird Scramble, especially Catherine Rees-Lay and Reboekah, for providing helpful comments on an earlier draft.

Mandatory disclaimer:  None of these characters are mine, darn it.