Penname: jessica [Contact] Real name: Daniella T
Member Since: 07/18/2011
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I've been a fan of BoTP since the 1980s, even writing fanfic at the time! I enjoy everything you guys write, and hope you'll like mine too! Currently living in Belgium.
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- And Now, A Word From Our Sponsor ... by jublke - Rated: Everyone - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
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Summary: If Galaxy Security ever needed to raise revenue through television advertisements, their ads might look something like this ...
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 291 - Read Count: 2783 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/04/2012 - Published: 10/04/2012
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Date: 10/06/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Happy that this mystery has been solved! Now to bring the Chief in contact with Magneto, and see what happens!

Author's Response: Ha ha!  Love it!  Thanks for the review, Daniella.

- Doing Lunch by Dei - Rated: Everyone - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
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Summary: There's more to life than blowing monsters up.  There's also lunch. 
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: General
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 1020 - Read Count: 2268 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/07/2012 - Published: 10/07/2012
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Date: 10/24/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm sure Joe would rather face Galactor than another business lunch ;)

- Double High Holy Day by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
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Summary: Spectra's plan was simple: kidnap a bunch of newbie Gatchamania.net members and hold them hostage. Amazing how complicated things can get.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Goon, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Mary Sue, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Self-Insertion
Story Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 876 - Read Count: 2448 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012
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Date: 10/22/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

As the old expression goes, ROFLAO!
Maybe we should do a top ten of standalone Bradbury Jars!

Author's Response: Hey, that's a thought! Or maybe have a "Best Of" special...

- Caldera Madre by jublke - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
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Summary: Mark must come to terms with his past, and his team has to deal with the repercussions of his secret.  (Note: This story is unfinished.)
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Fall and Rise of the Condor
Chapters: 19 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Colonel Cronus, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Angst, Character Study, Hurt/Comfort
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Strong Language
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 20509 - Read Count: 60341 - Completed: No
Updated: 03/16/2023 - Published: 11/26/2012
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Date: 11/30/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

With all the attention on Mark's father, it's very interesting to see a story about his mother! Looking forward to more!

Author's Response: Thanks, Daniella! It's been a fun and interesting challenge to write.

- 2012 - a year of Bradbury's Jar! by KT1972 - Rated: 18+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
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Summary: As it says on the tin, each of my weekly prompt submissions for Gatchamania's 2012 Bradbury's jar prompts!
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Bradbury's Jar
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Angst, General, Humor/Comedy, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Language, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Sexual Situations
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 7014 - Read Count: 3735 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/02/2013 - Published: 01/02/2013
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Date: 01/02/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Great idea! It's nice to see the fics collected in one file. Do you mind if I copy it and do the same?

Author's Response: Not at all, I'll enjoy reading yours all in one place, it make following the plot so much more straightforward. Thank you for your review too.

- Just Ant Off! by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
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Summary: The BotP episode "A Swarm of Robot Ants" gets stepped on.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Nose-Cola Warning
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4336 - Read Count: 2204 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/03/2013 - Published: 01/03/2013
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Date: 01/05/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was a great gift, EW! Still laughing :)

Author's Response: So glad you enjoyed it and are still enjoying it!

- Gray Day by Springie - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: Our "Hero" isn't feeling so heroic these days. Guess everyone has bad days sometimes...
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Ken Washio
Genre: Character Study
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: None
Universe: None
Word count: 270 - Read Count: 2210 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/19/2013 - Published: 05/19/2013
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Date: 05/24/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very powerful, Springie! He wouldn't be a hero if he didn't have to battle his gray days as well as his enemies.

Author's Response: Thanks, Daniella! 

- Moonlight by ElectricWhite - Rated: 8+ - - [Reviews - 2]
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Summary: Galactor is testing its newest weapon. Can the Science Ninja Team stop this latest threat?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 862 - Read Count: 1237 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/19/2013 - Published: 06/19/2013
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Date: 06/24/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL, if Katse keeps watching Netflix, the possibilities are limitless!

- Dooooooooomed! by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: BotP's "Ace From Outer Space" goes down in flames.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: ElectricWhite's Episode Rewrites
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Other Canon Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy, Parody
Story Warnings: Drug References, Drug Use, Mild Language
Timeframe: Episode Rewrite
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 6080 - Read Count: 2679 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 06/29/2013 - Published: 06/28/2013
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Date: 06/30/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ever heard of something called "nose cola warning", EW? Good thing I don't drink cola -- but the coffee did try to make it to my nose...

Author's Response: Huh. I guess I'll have to get a beta just to tell me when I need that advisory. . . I just can't tell when something's insane enough! :P

- Party Animals by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
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Summary: After a month-long mission, Jun returns to the Snack J to find something other than spoiled food.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Party Animals
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1387 - Read Count: 2422 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/05/2013 - Published: 08/05/2013
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Date: 08/06/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I just LOVE the little goon-rat snuggling up to Nambu!

Author's Response: And so did the rat! :P

- Bodies by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: Can anything be worse than a hangover the morning after a Devil Star party?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Devil Star/Galaxy Girl
Genre: General, Plot-What-Plot, Vignette
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 495 - Read Count: 2197 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/26/2013 - Published: 08/26/2013
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Date: 08/27/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Somehow, I'm wondering if Buffy is being deliberately ditzy so that she would be thrown at the Condor...

Author's Response: Hmm....could be....but we also know what happens to Devil Stars who get too close to the Condor!

- The Warehouse by jublke - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: While on patrol, Jason meets a curious stranger.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Feathered Hearts
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Original Character, Tiny Harper
Genre: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Vignette
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 1002 - Read Count: 2148 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 09/02/2013 - Published: 09/02/2013
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Date: 09/07/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I found it a very heartwarming story when I read it on Gatchamania -- now that I know it's for your Grandpa, I love it even more!

- Condor Bites by ElectricWhite - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
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Summary: "Man bites dog" is news...but Condor bites rat?
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Party Animals
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Drama, General, Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: Blood, Guts & Gore, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 711 - Read Count: 2223 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 09/05/2013 - Published: 09/05/2013
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Date: 09/07/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oooooh I wonder how many times the Condor's been called a beta male beast! Bet he loves it!

Author's Response: I'm sure he would...pity he doesn't speak GalactorRat! :P

- 2013 - Another year of Bradbury's Jar by KT1972 - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
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Summary: My weekly submissions for 2013's Bradbury's Jar over at Gatchamania.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: Bradbury's Jar
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Ryu Nakanishi
Genre: Drama
Story Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 12354 - Read Count: 3299 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 01/02/2014 - Published: 01/02/2014
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Date: 01/18/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Enjoyed these stories the first time on Gatchamania...and the second time here!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you Daniella, so kind of you to say so. :D

- Iron Nun by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - [Reviews - 4]
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Summary: The plan was simple: the world would see dozens of people die a horrible death until the UN surrendered to Galactor. But defiance can come in a strange manner...
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Goon, Original Character
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Death, Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 546 - Read Count: 973 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/22/2014 - Published: 03/22/2014
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Date: 03/25/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Cringe!

Author's Response: Evil laugh!

- Freeze Frame by Becky Rock - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
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Summary: From the Bradbury Jar in Gatchamania. A reporter claims she has proof Jason is the Condor.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Mark, Original Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 4097 - Read Count: 2564 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 03/23/2014 - Published: 03/23/2014
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Date: 03/25/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The things journalists do to get their story...
Nice to read it as "one" piece, Becky!

Author's Response: Thanks DT. Due to feedback, I'm thinking about continuing it, but nothing is panning out yet.

- Jason's View of Valentine's Day by Becky Rock - Rated: 18+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
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Summary:

The title says it all. I posted this over in Gatchamania after watching too much sappiness on TV on Valentie's Day.


Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jason, Keyop, Mark, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Adult Situations
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 238 - Read Count: 1696 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/26/2014 - Published: 04/26/2014
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Date: 05/11/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Is he wrong? Tell me, is he wrong? :)

Author's Response: Hi DT. My husband actually came with this in the scenario I described. It sounded very Jason-like to me. Glad you enjoyed it.

- Getting the Bird by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
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Summary: Jinpei simply wanted to help a friend who owned a pet store...
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Jinpei, Jun, Original Character
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 768 - Read Count: 903 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 04/28/2014 - Published: 04/27/2014
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Date: 05/01/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROFL! Or should that be "loud groan"? Loud chirp?

My attention was also caught by the fact that Jinpei convinced one of Nambu's secretaries to take care of the bird. Now, how did he do that? And how many secretaries does the man have?

Author's Response: Glad you liked it! I'm sure Jinpei's figured out how to use his boyish charms on an unsuspecting secretary or two. And as far as how many secretaries...well, how many would it take to keep Nambu from drowning in the tons of paperwork generated by the Science Ninja Team's ordinary, day-to-day existence?

- Secret Mission by jublke - Rated: Everyone - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
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Summary: Is 7-Zark-7 malfunctioning? Someone has been assigned to find out.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Jason
Genre: Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Mostly Canon
Word count: 716 - Read Count: 1378 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 05/29/2014 - Published: 05/29/2014
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Date: 06/10/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Jason has found a friend for life...
About time One-Rover-One had a fic of his own :)

- Zeruda by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
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Summary: An energy-rich planet, a kidnapping, and a new species causing controversy in the Galactic Federation. Can G-Force sort it out?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 5 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Chief Anderson, Goon, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper, Zoltar
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, General
Story Warnings: Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 8672 - Read Count: 12480 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 08/23/2014 - Published: 08/09/2014
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Date: 09/01/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Where to start...this was very intriguing and, in its own way (a Shayson kind of way, I guess) quite sweet. I really enjoyed Keyop playing a key role -- look out for the little guy! And oh the pics at the end :)

Author's Response: Thanks!

Author's Response: Thanks!

- The Ultimate Bradbury Jar by Becky Rock - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
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Summary: This is for EW.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: None
Genre: None
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 2067 - Read Count: 1381 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 09/14/2014 - Published: 09/14/2014
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Date: 10/05/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Inspired and brilliant!

Author's Response: Thanks DT. It was a labor of channel surfing frustration.

- That's why! by ElectricWhite - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
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Summary: Why do Spectra's goons seem so, well, STUPID?
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: 7-Zark-7/1-Rover-1/Susan, Great Spirit, Jason, Keyop, Mark, Original Character, Princess, Tiny Harper
Genre: General, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot, Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 1089 - Read Count: 1357 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/07/2014 - Published: 11/01/2014
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Date: 11/10/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yip! Or should it be yap? Now I have another axe to grind with Zark: spiders? He's studying SPIDERS? Someone blow him up quickly!

Author's Response: As if anybody NEEDED a reason to wipe Zark off the face of the Earth!

- Teenage Mutant Science Ninjas! by ElectricWhite - Rated: 8+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
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Summary: August 31, 2014....Chris White issued a challenge: TMSN ... Teenage Mutant Science Ninjas! Here's my response.
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Dr. Kozaburou Nambu, Jinpei, Joe Asakura, Jun, Ken Washio, Original Character, Other Crossover Character
Genre: Action/Adventure, General, Humor/Comedy, Vignette
Story Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Timeframe: Other
Universe: Alternate Universe
Word count: 596 - Read Count: 1910 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/07/2014 - Published: 11/03/2014
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Date: 11/10/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OK, first of all I have to admit, I've never watched the TMNT. Second of all, I love the image of Nambu as a literal "lab rat"!

Author's Response: So you're one of -- what? -- two people on the planet who hasn't watched? (Just kidding!) You know, I didn't make the Nambu/lab rat connection! Anyway, glad you liked it.

- Linguistics by cathrl - Rated: Everyone - - starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
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Summary: When you're fighting an interstellar war, all sorts of unexpected skills can be useful.
Categories: Battle of the Planets
Series: Cath's Battle AU
Chapters: 1 - Table of Contents
Characters: Chief Anderson, Original Character
Genre: Vignette
Story Warnings: None
Timeframe: Sequel
Universe: Alternate Universe, Mostly Canon
Word count: 471 - Read Count: 1682 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 11/07/2014 - Published: 11/07/2014
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Date: 11/10/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Looking forward to seeing more of Callan! Plus I learnt a new word :)

Author's Response:

Thanks everybody! Comments much appreciated.

Callan as Dylan's love interest...well, I guess they do originate from the same show... Dylan's pretty much Mr Dedicated at this point, I don't think he's noticed the other sex exists yet!

- Sosai X-Mas by TransmuteJun - Rated: 13+ - - starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
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Summary: Sosai X doesn't understand Earth holidays, but that doesn't mean that they're not the perfect time to strike... 
Categories: Gatchaman
Series: None
Chapters: 8 - Table of Contents
Characters: Berg Katse, Sosai X
Genre: Character Study, Humor/Comedy, Plot-What-Plot
Story Warnings: Mild Language
Timeframe: Mid-Series
Universe: Canon
Word count: 5940 - Read Count: 13712 - Completed: Yes
Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/12/2014
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Date: 12/17/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Post-Trials Hexo-Rotation 8976324.9.67B

Elves will never look the same again...nor will turkeys...Very witty, TJ!